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After Jokes

Friendship Quotes
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
Yard Puns
Two kids are camping in their backyard, it's gotten pretty late and neither of them has a watch.
"What time do you think it is?" one of them asks the other.
"Just make a ton of noise," says the other.
The first kid gets confused and decides to do it anyway. After a few seconds of screaming, a light turns on in another yard and a neighbor yells, "YOU CRAZY KIDS IT'S 2 IN THE MORNING!!"
Kitchen Puns
Once we had a cooking exam. After I finished, teacher said, that it was well done
But I made Medium Rare.
Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Spotify Pick Up Lines
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
Irish Puns
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Elf Puns
What does Santa use after trimming his beard?
Elftershave.
What’s the self-care mantra of elves after the holiday season ends?
“Treat yo’elf.”
The Beatles Pick Up Lines
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you even after I'm sixty-four!
Garden Quotes
"What does the letter "A" have in common with a flower?
They both have bees coming after them."
- Kim Roblin
Garden Puns
After a year of waiting, my publisher finally approved my book on gardening
It's about Thyme.
I got a job working in a hayfield. After one day I bailed.
Pot Puns
What did the cook say after making stir fry at a playground?
"It was a wok in the park."
Tableware Puns
What the Poland man did, after adding German mugs to his collection?
He polished them.