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Accused Jokes

Ancient Rome Puns
Caesar accused Brutus of cannibalism. "Ate dudes, Brutus?"
Cat Puns
What happened to the vet that was accused of negligence? They were sued for meow-practice
Crow Puns
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
Vegetable Puns
I've just been to court accused of sniffing the skins of vegetables and fruits.
I got off on a peel.
Puns
My professor accused me of plagiarizing.
His words, not mine.
Hockey Puns
The coddled superstar sat in the seats with the fans instead of on the bench
with the team; for this, ironically enough, he was accused of grandstanding!
Banana puns
My boss accused me of "acting the monkey" at work.
I almost choked on my banana.
River Puns
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
Wifi Puns
Free Wifi!

Why? Was Mr. Wifi wrongfully accused or something?
One Liners and Short Jokes
My girlfriend accused me of cheating.
I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.
My wife accused me of being a transvestite.
So I packed her things and left.
Family Puns
My wife accused me of hating her family and relatives
I replied, no, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine.