Seasons Puns

These seasonal puns will blow your socks off!

Seasons Puns

After all is sled and done.
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
Skiing is believing!
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
That’s a-may-zing!
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
I'm acorn-y person.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
Can I Alp you?
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!