I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
The weather outside is snow joke.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
Can I Alp you?
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
Girls just wanna have sun!
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
Skiing is believing!
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
How Rudolf you to say that!