Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
The weather outside is snow joke.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
Water you doing, my friend?
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!