No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
After all is sled and done.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
We've reached the point of snow return.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
Let’s list the froze and cons.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!