Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
How Rudolf you to say that!
Summer went swimmingly this year.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
Can I Alp you?
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
That was thaw-some!
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
Icy what you did there!
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!