What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
That was thaw-some!
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
This vacation has been sand-sational!
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
Don't even chai.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.