What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
Summer went swimmingly this year.
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
Hey summer, long time no sea!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
Icy what you did there!
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.