What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
Skiing is believing!
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
This vacation has been sand-sational!
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
Don't even chai.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Fall is a-maize-ing.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.