The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
Let’s list the froze and cons.
The weather outside is snow joke.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
Skiing is believing!
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
Girls just wanna have sun!
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.