What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
Hey summer, long time no sea!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
Summer went swimmingly this year.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
I'm acorn-y person.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
Don't even chai.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
Ice simply love it when it snows!
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
It was mitten in the stars.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!