I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
Whatever coats your boat.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
This vacation has been sand-sational!
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"