Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
Fall is a-maize-ing.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
Girls just wanna have sun!
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
I’m browsing the winter-net.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
That’s a-may-zing!
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
I like you a latte.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
I'm acorn-y person.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
Skiing is believing!
Icy what you did there!
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?