Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
It was mitten in the stars.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
Water you doing, my friend?
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.