Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
Hey summer, long time no sea!
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
Icy what you did there!
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
I like you a latte.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
Water you doing, my friend?
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
After all is sled and done.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
Whatever coats your boat.
That’s a-may-zing!
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
That was thaw-some!
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
Can I Alp you?
We’re traveling winter-nationally.