Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
Icy what you did there!
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
That’s a-may-zing!
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
That was thaw-some!
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
Don't even chai.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
Whatever coats your boat.
How Rudolf you to say that!
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
Summer went swimmingly this year.
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.