What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
I'm acorn-y person.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
Fall is a-maize-ing.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
Variety is the ice of life.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
I like you a latte.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
Skiing is believing!
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
That’s a-may-zing!
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.