What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
Girls just wanna have sun!
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!