Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
Skiing is believing!
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
Variety is the ice of life.
Hey summer, long time no sea!
I like you a latte.
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
Can I Alp you?
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.