How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
Variety is the ice of life.
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
I only have ice for you!
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
Water you doing, my friend?
Summer went swimmingly this year.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!