What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
I like you a latte.
We've reached the point of snow return.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
Water you doing, my friend?
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
Girls just wanna have sun!
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
Whatever coats your boat.
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!