Don't even chai.
Icy what you did there!
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
Girls just wanna have sun!
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
Can I Alp you?
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
The weather outside is snow joke.
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!