When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
We've reached the point of snow return.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
After all is sled and done.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
I like you a latte.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
Ice simply love it when it snows!
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
That’s a-may-zing!
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
I'm acorn-y person.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
Icy what you did there!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.