It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
I beacha miss summer already!
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
I like you a latte.
Icy what you did there!
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
It was mitten in the stars.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
That was thaw-some!
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
Water you doing, my friend?
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!