Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
How Rudolf you to say that!
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
It was mitten in the stars.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
The weather outside is snow joke.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.