Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
I only have ice for you!
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
It’s a winterful day!
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
I beacha miss summer already!
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
Ice simply love it when it snows!
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
Let’s list the froze and cons.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
That was thaw-some!
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!