What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
Anything is popsicle during summer!
It’s a winterful day!
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
Icy what you did there!
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
That’s a-may-zing!
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
I'm acorn-y person.
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!