No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
It was mitten in the stars.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
It’s a winterful day!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
Girls just wanna have sun!
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
I only have ice for you!
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.