Girls just wanna have sun!
You’re sledding a fine line there.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
It was mitten in the stars.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
Whatever coats your boat.
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
I beacha miss summer already!
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
We've reached the point of snow return.
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
Variety is the ice of life.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.