We've reached the point of snow return.
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
I'm acorn-y person.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
Can I Alp you?
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
Girls just wanna have sun!
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
You’re sledding a fine line there.