We've reached the point of snow return.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
Water you doing, my friend?
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
That was thaw-some!
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
Don't even chai.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.