The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
I'm acorn-y person.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
The weather outside is snow joke.
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
Variety is the ice of life.
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
I only have ice for you!
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.