What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
I beacha miss summer already!
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
I like you a latte.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
I'm acorn-y person.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!