What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
Summer went swimmingly this year.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
It’s a winterful day!
I only have ice for you!
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
Ice simply love it when it snows!
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
Skiing is believing!
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
Icy what you did there!
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
Don't even chai.
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.