What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
It’s a winterful day!
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
Variety is the ice of life.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
Hey summer, long time no sea!
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
I'm acorn-y person.
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
Icy what you did there!