Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
I beacha miss summer already!
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
The weather outside is snow joke.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
Anything is popsicle during summer!
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.