Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
Let’s list the froze and cons.
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
We've reached the point of snow return.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.