It's a-boat time for a holiday!
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
Anything is popsicle during summer!
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
Whatever coats your boat.
After all is sled and done.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
Let’s list the froze and cons.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
I'm acorn-y person.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!