What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
It’s a winterful day!
Water you doing, my friend?
It was mitten in the stars.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
Don't even chai.
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
How Rudolf you to say that!
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!