How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
Variety is the ice of life.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
Can I Alp you?
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
Summer went swimmingly this year.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
Girls just wanna have sun!
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!