I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
I beacha miss summer already!
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
Variety is the ice of life.
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
We've reached the point of snow return.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
Skiing is believing!
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
It was mitten in the stars.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
That’s a-may-zing!
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
The weather outside is snow joke.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.