When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
Summer went swimmingly this year.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
It was mitten in the stars.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
Fall is a-maize-ing.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
After all is sled and done.