Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
Can I Alp you?
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
Water you doing, my friend?
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.