At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
Summer went swimmingly this year.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
That was thaw-some!
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
Can I Alp you?
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
Hey summer, long time no sea!
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
That’s a-may-zing!
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.