If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
I beacha miss summer already!
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
That was thaw-some!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
Icy what you did there!
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.