What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
I only have ice for you!
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
Summer went swimmingly this year.
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!