See snow evil, hear snow evil.
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
I beacha miss summer already!
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
It was mitten in the stars.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
Skiing is believing!
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
Water you doing, my friend?
That’s a-may-zing!
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.