Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
I'm acorn-y person.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
It’s a winterful day!
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
I beacha miss summer already!
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
Summer went swimmingly this year.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
Can I Alp you?
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.