Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
Skiing is believing!
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
Hey summer, long time no sea!
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
I beacha miss summer already!
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
Whatever coats your boat.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
How Rudolf you to say that!
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."