How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
It was mitten in the stars.
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
How Rudolf you to say that!
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
Girls just wanna have sun!
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!