What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
Fall is a-maize-ing.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
I only have ice for you!
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
I beacha miss summer already!
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
After all is sled and done.
Anything is popsicle during summer!
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
Whatever coats your boat.
Don't even chai.