What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
After all is sled and done.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
I only have ice for you!
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
Anything is popsicle during summer!
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
I like you a latte.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
Can I Alp you?
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".