Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
Whatever coats your boat.
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
Summer went swimmingly this year.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
Anything is popsicle during summer!
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
Girls just wanna have sun!
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!