The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
Can I Alp you?
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
It’s a winterful day!
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
We've reached the point of snow return.
Water you doing, my friend?
Hey summer, long time no sea!
Summer went swimmingly this year.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
That was thaw-some!
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.