Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
That’s a-may-zing!
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
I'm acorn-y person.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
Icy what you did there!
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
How Rudolf you to say that!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.