Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
Water you doing, my friend?
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
We've reached the point of snow return.
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
Hey summer, long time no sea!
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
Whatever coats your boat.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.