Fall is a-maize-ing.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
Icy what you did there!
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Whatever coats your boat.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
Hey summer, long time no sea!
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
How Rudolf you to say that!
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
Skiing is believing!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!