When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!