How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
Girls just wanna have sun!
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!