How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
Skiing is believing!
How Rudolf you to say that!
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!