The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
Variety is the ice of life.
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
Don't even chai.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
Hey summer, long time no sea!
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!