When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
I only have ice for you!
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
How Rudolf you to say that!
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!