No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
It’s a winterful day!
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
The scientist time travels between summer and winter using his autumn-mobile!
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Anything is popsicle during summer!
That’s a-may-zing!
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
Girls just wanna have sun!
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
I beacha miss summer already!
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
I like you a latte.
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.