I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
That was thaw-some!
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
Don’t be hay-tin on autumn!
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
Don't even chai.
It was mitten in the stars.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
Fall is a-maize-ing.
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
Girls just wanna have sun!
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
I’m browsing the winter-net.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.