Summer went swimmingly this year.
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
That’s a-may-zing!
It was mitten in the stars.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
We've reached the point of snow return.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
Variety is the ice of life.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
Girls just wanna have sun!
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
That was thaw-some!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
I like you a latte.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.