Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
You’re sledding a fine line there.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
What's the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
Let’s list the froze and cons.
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
A fall guy!
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren