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Funny Poems For Kids
"Sweet Treat Dream"

If my world were made of chocolate,
I know what I would do.
I'd make a chocolate mountain
And share it all with you.

We'd eat our way up to the top
Until we'd eaten every drop.
Then chocolate clouds and chocolate rain
Would float us back to Earth again.

Chocolate fields and chocolate trees,
Chocolate rivers and chocolate seas,
Chocolate people and chocolate cars,
And houses made of chocolate bars.

Chocolate coats and chocolate hats,
Chocolate dogs and chocolate cats,
Chocolate castles. Oh, what a dream.
I would be known as the Chocolate Queen.

But there's one thing that would never do,
And I know for sure that this is true.
An end would be put to all our fun
If our world had a chocolate sun!

– Gillian M. Ward
Cheese Puns
What kind of cheese protects a castle?
Moat-zarella.
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
Giant Puns
What did the giant say to Jack when he caught him sneaking around his castle?
"Have you bean stalking me?"
Medieval Puns
Which cheese surrounds a medieval castle?
Moatzarella.
Why do medieval ghosts refuse to stop at McDonald's?
They prefer Wight Castle.
The medieval king was very excited when the engineer told him that he could get him a castle at very little price. Turns out, the engineer indeed built a castle but it was a bouncy one.
What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?
Norman Rock Wells.
What is the name of the device that the king uses to control the moat around his castle? A remoat control.
Medieval Kings and Queens were afraid of the rain in the middle ages because the rain would storm the castle.
Dracula had to move out of his medieval castle for a couple of weeks because it was getting re-vamp-ed!
In the medieval ages, chess was a very popular game among Kings and Queens. This was because they had castles in it!
My brother was reading a book about a medieval castle that always had its drawbridge up. Unfortunately, he couldn't really get into the book!
Medieval castles would have been great hangout spots in modern times because they had a great knight life!
I read that in medieval times, if you lost your castle to invaders during a siege, it was incredibly unlikely that you'd get the well-fortified tower area back.
Guys back then were playing for keeps.
Camel Puns
In the Camel Kingdom, the king and his family live in the Camelot castle.
The Genie and the Three Wishes
A man finds a magic lamp. Of course, as the deal goes, he rubs the lamp and out pops a genie that thunders he has 3 wishes to make.. "For my first wish, I want to be some kind of royalty." the man says. The Genie nods. "Yes, yes. That can easily be arranged." "For my second wish, I want to live in luxury, the most beautiful castle." "It will be done", the Genie agrees. "And I want to be married to a beautiful princess." "I understand", says the Genie, "However, your wishes require a lot of work. But it should be done tomorrow." So the man goes to sleep and when he wakes up, he is laying in a beautiful bed. He looks around and everything is just as he wished. He is a noble, living inside a beautiful castle and next to him a beautiful princess smiles at him. "Oh, you're finally awake, Franz-Ferdinand. We should get up, today we're traveling to Sarajevo."
Monster Puns
What did Dracula say to the priest who visited his castle?
Don’t you ever cross me!
The vampires were in a mood, so I thought I'd do something to cheer them up. They were over the moon that I re-vamped their castle.
Knight Puns
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
Chess Puns
My last chess game went a bit medieval.
We both went for the castle.
When I first started playing chess, I thought the castle could move diagonally.
Classic rook-y mistake.
Baseball Puns
What do baseball players eat at White Castle?
Sliders.
Why Do I Have to Stay There?
A wealthy man died and went to heaven. He was met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter, who welcomed him warmly and told him he will be taken to his forever heavenly dwelling. He then led him down the streets of gold. They passed castle after fantastic castle, then huge mansion after mansion, then beautiful cottages, until they came to the very end of the street and Saint Peter stopped the rich man in front of a little wooden shack that looks like its about to fall down. “Welcome Home.” said Saint Peter. “Why do I get this ugly thing when there are so many mansions I could live in?” the man demanded. “We did the best we could with the money you sent us!” Saint Peter replied.
Puns
Why did the castle keep swearing?
It had turrets.
Why was the bouncy castle so expensive? Due to the cost of inflation.
What did the giant say to Jack when he caught him sneaking around his castle?
"Have you bean stalking me?"