Did you hear a gnome's favorite sport is baseball?
They love to score gnome runs.
What kind of bread do elves use to make sandwiches?
Why shortbread of course!
Most unicorns start off as poor hunters until they can really horn their skills.
What do you call a psychic gnome who escaped from prison?
A small, medium at large!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gnome.
Gnome who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
You really mermaid my day.
I was reading a story about dragons the other day
It just seemed to DRAG ON and on.
What did the fairy say to the other fairy?
It’s fairy nice to meet you!
What do gnome standup comedians call a tiny pun?
Puny.
What kind of music do elves listen to?
Wrap music.
What race makes for the edgiest bards?
Rock gnomes.
What do gnomes use to guard their mazes?
Minitaurs.
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk.
What do you call a philosophical fairy?
Thinker-bell.
The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake!
What language do they teach at Elf School?
North Polish!
Why did the Dragon Cross the Road?
He wanted to eat some chicken.
Seas the day!
Ariel spent the weekend alone because she was feeling a little crabby.
When the unicorn lost his job, there was nothing funny about being canned corn anymore.
An overworked elf walks into a bar the day before Christmas and orders a beer. "Hey look, everyone! It's an elf!" the bartender exclaims. "I'm sorry, but that phrase is now insensitive and politically incorrect," the elf says. "We prefer to be called subordinate clauses."
What do you call a connection between two points in space-time through which only dragons can pass?
A wyrmhole.
Why did some of the elves spell Christmas as N-O-E? Because Santa said No L!
Why are dragons such good story tellers?
Because they have long tails.
Long time no sea.
They aren’t gnome for their humor.
How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten! One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other's shoulders!
Which kind of jokes do gnomes like to tell?
Elf-deprecating puns.
Fairies just wand to have fun.
Why do gnomes make such great secretaries?
Because they’re good at shorthand.
What would you call an elf with lots of money?
W-elfy!
What do you call a Mexican unicorn? Junicorn.
What’s the self-care mantra of elves after the holiday season ends?
“Treat yo’elf.”
Would you call a hardy unicorn that survived disease an immunicorn?
Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?
They only know what's below C level.
What do you call the Tooth Fairy in a lamp?
A Hygenie.
"Don’t be elfish," said momma elf to her son. "Share with your sister."
What happens if an elf catches you being naughty?
Yule be sorry!
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
Did you hear about the new holistic elf doctor?
He's a gnome-opath!
What goes inside elves’ pointy shoes?
Their mistletoes.
What did the witness say at the gnome trial? In my gnome words here’s what happened.
Elves usually make fantastic listeners since they happen to be all ears.
Do you know what Tinkerbell's tooshie is called?
A fairy tale.
Go big or go gnome.
Just because your football team calls itself the unicorns doesn’t mean they can play in the corn field.
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
it was my pet dragon's birthday today
We lit the candles on his cake. He was really upset when he tried to blow them out.
Don't fork-get your manners.
Did you hear about the one-legged gnome?
He’s one foot tall.