Why did the rude unicorn not say hello to the other? Because while the pace (face) was familiar, he
just couldn’t remember the mane (name).
I hate how all my fairy photographs have really bad quality.
They’re all so pixielated.
A gnome walks into a bar, and the bartender starts a tab for him. The gnome keeps pounding them away, one after the other. After a few hours, the gnome decides to call it a night. The bartender hands him his tab when the gnome realizes he left his wallet at home. He turns to the bartender and says, "Sorry, I'm a little short."
When my daughter said she saw some chubby unicorns at the zoo, I couldn’t believe it. But it turns out it was just rhinos.
You mermake me happy.
Whose music do elves like the most?
Elf-is Presley.
What did Peter Pan call Tinkerbell when she corrected his spelling?
A Diction Fairy.
Did you know garden gnomes wear little red hats?
It’s a little gnome fact.
Where do elves vote?
The North Poll.
Did you hear about the elf that quit Santa's workshop?
He was a rebel without a Claus.
Did you hear the one about the Troll who tried to pay for dinner with a gnome? He came up short on the bill.
What do you call an elf that joins the 11 other elves in Santa’s workshop?
The twelf!
Did you hear about the misguided unicorn lumberjack who was killing humans? He believed he was doing random axe of kindness.
Did you hear about the forgetful unicorn mom? She kept feeding her kids milk of amnesia.
Why are elves so cold at Christmas?
Because it's in Decembrrrrr.
What do you call an extremely disgusting unicorn that no one likes? An eeeww-nicorn.
Fishing you a happy day.
Beware, gnomish merchants, they tend to shortchange people.
Even as unicorn parents, you always want to control the internet unless you want your foals checking
out uniporn all day.
What’s the best way to catch unicorns? Simple, by herding them all to one corner.
Have you ever seen a baby dragon eating ice cream?
It'll melt your heart.
What did the Little Mermaid say to Triton before she left?
- If you need me, call me on my shell.
What do you call nomadic gnomes?
Gnomads.
A dragon would never explode
But a dino might.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gnome.
Gnome who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
I think you're mer-mazing.
Where do elves go to get famous?
Holly-wood.
Why are gnomes friends with dolls?
They like to share clothes.
Did you hear a gnome's favorite sport is baseball?
They love to score gnome runs.
Gnomes can be quite annoying when they’re indecisive. All they say is yes, gnome, maybe.
Why do gnomes make such great secretaries?
Because they’re good at shorthand.
Do you know what Tinkerbell's tooshie is called?
A fairy tale.
Mermaids can be quite mean. Salmon had to say it.
Why are unicorns considered to be among the most impatient mammals? They’re quick to get to the point.
What did the fish say to the mermaid?
- Have a fintastic day!
What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?
An algae bra.
Why are dragons such good story tellers?
Because they have long tails.
Go big or go gnome.
What do elves use in the kitchen when they are cooking?
Kitchen u-tinsels!
No one could tame the unicorn. He was horn to be wild.
You mermaid to go far.
Did you hear about the gnome city that doesn’t let humans through the gates? They call it Gno-man’s-land.
What do you call an elf who steals Christmas present wrapping from the wealthy and gives it to the poor?
Ribbon Hood.
Did you hear about the Irishman killed with a garden gnome?
It was a knick-knack paddywhack.
What do gnomes love to sing while gardening?
Gnome Worry, Bee Happy.
We were mermaid for each other.
Did you hear about the one-legged gnome?
He’s one foot tall.
The Little Mermaid shouldn’t be named Ariel
She should be named Nautical!
The word Gnome is a corruption of the Latin word Genomus or earth dweller.
In other words, it's a misgnomer.