I'm starting a death metal band for people with Celiac's Disease
We're called "Gluten for Punishment."
What do you call a Pharaoh playing a trumpet?
Tooting’khamun
What's an owl's favorite rock band?
The Who
What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?
Viola.
One of my ancestors was once hired by Henry VIII to teach his son to play the trumpet
He was a Tudor tooter tutor.
I re-skinned my drums with the skin my faithful steed Chestnut. I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos.
But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.
What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg bitten off?
Limp Bizkit.
I hooked a stereo up to my recliner.
Now it's a rocking chair.
What was Beethoven’s favourite fruit?
BA-NA-NA-NAAAAAA... BA-NA-NA-NAAAAAA...
I've started a new band called "Blanket'
We're a cover band
What did the upright bass say to the nervous guitar?
“You’re too high strung, don’t fret.”
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But in the end, it doesn't even matter.
How do you fix a broken tuba?
With a tuba glue.