I used to think that all radios had antennae, then I realized it was a stereo type.
I heard Placebo on the radio. I actually thought it was The Cure.
A friend of mine told me he’d give me a radio that had no batteries. I think it’s a wind-up.
Newscaster Dad: And now, here is John with the weather.
Weatherman: It’s Jim, actually.
Newscaster: My apologies. Here’s John with the Jim.
I should change my name to Billy and get a job as a radio show presenter.
Then I can finally be a Billy-on-air.
I bought my daughter into a radio...
She's not very e-static about it.
Why can't a Platypus be trusted on the radio?
Because they all have fowl mouths.
What did the phone say to the radio when they met for a date?
This is AUXhilarating
You know those silly hacker movies where they're hacking so hard they type on two keyboards at once?
Such blatant stereo-typing
Why aren't high school twins afraid of getting mono?
Because they get stereo instead!
All stereos are so typical.
What did the LEFT Stereo Speaker say to the RIGHT, as he was being taken away for repairs
AUDIOS!
What do you call a fishing boat with a great stereo?
bass boat.
I bought an old stereo.
My wife has her doubts, but I think it's a sound investment.
All my neighbours bought the same set of stereos...
When will they stop stereotyping?
I hooked a stereo up to my recliner.
Now it's a rocking chair.
My son told me, “The car manual says that I shouldn’t turn up the stereo to full volume.”
I said, “That’s sound advice.”
I listenend to the football game on the radio. It was being broadcast on a catholic satellite radio station.
So I tirned to my dad and said, "That's weird. Football isn't even that religious of a sport!"
My dad replied, "Nope. Lacrosse is!"
What do you do to a female news anchor who breaks a leg?
You put her in a broadcast.
Did you hear about the broadcasters in the aeroplane?
They're on air now
There was a fish who wanted to be a broadcaster...
Until he went on air.
Name a rock group where none of the members sings or plays music.
Mt. Rushmore!
I'm starting a music group that performs Classical Greek music.
I'm calling it Oedipal Arrangements.
Did you hear the Islamic music group who covered "I've Got You Babe?"
Sunni and Shia.
Which music group really embodied the fake it until you make it mantra?
The Pretenders.
What do you call a group of orcas that play music?
An iPod.
What kind of music group only makes songs for exercise programs?
A sweatband.
What is a garbage disposal’s favorite music group?
NSYNC.
Have you guys heard of the musical group called Cellophane?
They mostly wrap.
I recently met a musical group of pirates.
They called themselves A-Band-On-Ship.
What musical group do men join once they get married?
The Hus Band!
What do you call it when a musical group provides assistance?
Band aid.
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments.
An orca-stra.
Did you hear about the new Smashing Pumpkins cover band?
They call themselves Squished Squash!
Which band were way ahead of their time in the stage lighting department?
LED Zeppelin.
My band only plays dog whistles.
You've probably never heard us.
Our church band is just two ladies on percussion...
It’s quite the CoNunDrum
What did the band Boston say in praise of the Sistine Chapel?
"It's more than a ceiling"
People don't believe me when I tell them I'm the lead singer in a Black Eyed Peas tribute band....
Well I am.
What did the fans say to the band named after a famous chickpea spread?
Hummus a tune.
My printer just told me it was joining a band.
Makes sense since it lives to jam.
Have you heard about the new band located in the north east of england?
They're called Durham Durham.
I found this amazing bluegrass band that does covers of 80s rock.
They call themselves Ban Jovi.
What's an owl's favorite rock band?
The Who
Want to start a Hula band that covers music by Poison.
Gonna call it Poi, Son.
Remember the band that did that rock cover of “walk like an Egyptian’ by The Bangles?
Pharaohsmith.
Have you heard of the band 1023MB?
They haven't got a gig yet.
Why did the Turkey want to join a band?
Because it had drumsticks!
Which element is a member of famous rock band?
Hg
I'm starting a death metal band for people with Celiac's Disease
We're called "Gluten for Punishment."