You have a pizza my heart.
Burst into cheers!
I only have ice for you.
I dig you a hole lot.
Believe in your elf.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
Icy what you did there.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
I told you snow.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
I’m feelin’ pine.
"For peep's sake."
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
"No eggs-cuses."
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
These decorations are tree-mendous.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
Paddy like a rockstar.
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
Snow on and snow forth.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
My love for you is like no otter.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
I think you’re dandelion.
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
Best in snow.
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
Don’t worry, beer happy.
We like to paddy.
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
My love for you simply radiates.
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
I'm fondue you, it's true
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
Every piece of you is sweet.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.