I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
"Just one hot chick."
Can’t pinch this.
She has high elf-esteem.
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
"You're a real good egg."
I only have ice for you.
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
I'm snow bored.
"No eggs-cuses."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Thank brew very much.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
Look for a rainbow connection.
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
Shake your shamrocks.
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
You’re the queen of my heart.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
"I'm eggs-hausted."
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
I think you’re dandelion.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
Don’t give into beer pressure.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
We like to paddy.
Snow on and snow forth.
The paddy don’t start till I walk in.
It's ice to meet you.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
"Happy eggster."
I love you meow and forever.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.