What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
You snow the drill.
I'm the life of the paddy.
I’m elf-taught.
Birch, please.
Icy what you did there.
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
I only have ice for you.
Make it rein.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
Can’t pinch this.