Holiday Puns

Happy Holidays! Here is where you can come at any important holiday to get your best holiday puns!

Holiday Puns

This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
I find you very a-peeling.
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
I’m fondue you.
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
We have great chemis-tree.
Distill my beating heart.
I love you dairy much.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
Fir sure.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
"I whip my hare back and forth."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
People are always after me lucky charms.