It’s worth a shot.
It takes one to snow one.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
It's ice to meet you.
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
I’m elf-taught.
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
Let’s make some pour decisions.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
I have the final sleigh.
Sleigh, what?!
I'm pine-ing for you.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
Get clover it, babe.
I'm snow bored.
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
Snow on and snow forth.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
Can’t pinch this.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
He’s my pinch charming.
"Have a hoppy Easter."
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
St. Patrick’s Day makes me Spring to life.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!