You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
You’re my lucky charm.
You are un-beer-lievable!
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
My love for you is like no otter.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
The paddy don’t start till I walk in.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
We’re in a-green-ment.
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
I’m feelin’ pine.
I find you very a-peeling.
Make it rein.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
"Eggs-cuse me."
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
Best in snow.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
"For peep's sake."
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
I dig you a hole lot.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
It takes one to snow one.
Snow thank you.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
We’ve made a jig mistake, don’t you a-green?
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
You snow the drill.
You are spud-tacular.