I think you’re dandelion.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
Up to snow good.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Deja brew all over again.
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
Don’t give into beer pressure.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
It’s snow joke.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
Keep calm and leprech-on.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
Distill my beating heart.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
Zero lucks given on St. Patrick’s Day.
You are pitcher perfect.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
"You round me out." — High Card Band
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
It takes one to snow one.
Irish you luck.
Just brew it!
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
Sip, sip, horray!
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
You better beer-live it!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
I'm snow bored.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
Who’s your paddy?
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.