“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
“You’re my soul Santa.”
You're so clover!
“Feliz navi-dog!”
But wait—there’s myrrh.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
Gold riddance.
You raise the bar.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
The best years of my life were spent in the arms of another man’s wife
Happy Mother’s Day!
Sips getting real.
Don’t worry, beer happy.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
You’re my lucky charm.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
This is snow laughing matter!
I sulfur when you argon.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
You snow the drill.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
Snow thank you.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
Say it ain’t snow.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
That look soots you.
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
I “lub” you.
You are un-beer-lievable!
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
I told you snow.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
I think I found my perfect match
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
Life is brew-tiful!
Let’s get elf-ed up.
Irish you were beer.
"That's all, yolks."