Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
You snow the drill.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
He’s my pinch charming.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
You sleigh me.
It's lit.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
Burst into cheers!
You’re my lucky charm.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
"You crack me up."
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
I dig you a hole lot.
It's ice to meet you.
I think I found my perfect match
It’s snow joke.
Yule be sorry.
You’re brew-tiful!
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
Just brew it!
"That's all, yolks."
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
I’ll be there in a pinch.
"Happy eggster."
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
Time to spruce things up.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
Say it ain’t snow.