I “lub” you.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
I sulfur when you argon.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
Irish I may, Irish I might.
"You crack me up."
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"Hey there, hop stuff."
You're acute Valentine.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
"There's no bunny like you."
I love you meow and forever.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
My love for you is like no otter.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
"You make me egg-static."
Sip, sip, horray!
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
Wear green, or leaf.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
I fence-y you.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
"Just don't carrot all."
Birch, please.
I loaf you.
It takes one to snow one.
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
I'm snow bored.
I think you’re dandelion.
We’re in a-green-ment.
She has high elf-esteem.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
I find you very a-peeling.
Resting Grinch face.
Dublin over in laughter.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
This is snow laughing matter!
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.