What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
Get clover it, babe.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
Don’t be elfish.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
You’re the queen of my heart.
Snow thank you.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
Just brew it!
How rude-olf of you.
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
Don’t go bacon my heart.
Resting Grinch face.
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
I loaf you.
Keep calm and leprech-on.
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
People are always after me lucky charms.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
Shamrocks and shenanigans for all!
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
"I've found some bunny to love."
I think you’re dandelion.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
Don’t worry, beer happy.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
I'm pine-ing for you.
"Your kisses are to dye for."
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
It's ice to meet you.
"What an egg-citing day."