Just brew it!
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
Say it ain’t snow.
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
Life is brew-tiful!
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
Deja brew all over again.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
I’m feelin’ pine.
You’re my soul Santa.
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
Snow thank you.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
It’s snow joke.
"Some bunny needs vodka."
Dublin over in laughter.
"You can't beat me."
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
Beer-lieve it or not!
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
Best in snow.
Who’s your paddy?
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
Zero lucks given on St. Patrick’s Day.
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
He’s my pinch charming.
Wear green, or leaf.
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
I'm pine-ing for you.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
The paddy don’t start till I walk in.
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.