How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
Snow thank you.
St. Patrick’s Day makes me Spring to life.
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
You raise the bar.
Look for a rainbow connection.
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
Don’t give into beer pressure.
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
You have me greening from ear to ear.
Thank brew very much.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
Resting Grinch face.
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
Let’s get elf-ed up.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
"I've found some bunny to love."
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
We are looking pitcher-perfect.
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
"Some bunny needs vodka."
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
You’re my soul Santa.
I sulfur when you argon.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
I love you dairy much.
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
"What an egg-citing day."
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”