Distill my beating heart.
Yule be sorry.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
"Happy eggster."
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
I can heartly wait to see you.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
You’re my lucky charm.
We like to paddy.
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
I think I found my perfect match
"You can't beat me."
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
It takes one to snow one.
It’s snow joke.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
As it snow happens.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
We make a great pear
Paddy like a rockstar.
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
We’re in a-green-ment.
Say it ain’t snow.
Dublin’ the fun.
It's lit.
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
I'm fondue you, it's true
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
"Eggs love you."
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
You’re my pot of gold.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
Look for a rainbow connection.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.