"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
I sulfur when you argon.
Life is brew-tiful!
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
Love at frost sight!
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
Burst into cheers!
Look for a rainbow connection.
It’s snow joke.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
"No eggs-cuses."
I’ll be there in a pinch.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
I think you’re dandelion.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
You're the ruler of my heart.
You better beer-live it!
"Your kisses are to dye for."
Thank brew very much.
"Happy eggster."
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
You snooze. You booze.
Believe in your elf.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
Gold riddance.
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
I'm Claus-trophobic.
Up to snow good.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
People are always after me lucky charms.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
Don’t give into beer pressure.
Let’s take an elfie.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
I’m fondue you.
Keep calm and leprech-on.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
Let’s make some pour decisions.
Every piece of you is sweet.