Just brew it!
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
You snooze. You booze.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
I’ll be there in a pinch.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
Treat yo'elf.
"Some bunny loves you."
"Eggs-cuse me."
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
I can heartly wait to see you.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
How rude-olf of you.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
You're acute Valentine.
The pint’s the limit.
I only have ice for you.
Up to snow good.
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
Snow on and snow forth.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
I’m fondue you.
I “lub” you.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"You crack me up."
Zero lucks given on St. Patrick’s Day.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
You’re my soul Santa.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
Love at frost sight!