We’ve made a jig mistake, don’t you a-green?
You shamrock my world.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
Sip, sip, horray!
You’re my lucky charm.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
I’m elf-taught.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
You're acute Valentine.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
I only have ice for you.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
We make a great pear
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
I love you meow and forever.
"Hey there, hop stuff."
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
My love for you simply radiates.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
I'm pine-ing for you.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
“You’re my soul Santa.”
I'm fondue you, it's true
It's lit.
Snow on and snow forth.
"Just one hot chick."
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
Thank brew very much.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
It’s snow joke.
Resting Grinch face.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.