This is snow laughing matter!
Best in snow.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
I have the final sleigh.
Resting Grinch face.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
My love for you is like no otter.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
We have great chemis-tree.
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
Irish you were beer.
Look for a rainbow connection.
He’s my pinch charming.
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"Just don't carrot all."
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
"I've found some bunny to love."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
Don’t go bacon my heart.
Let’s take an elfie.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
"For peep's sake."
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
You sleigh me.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
I fence-y you.
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
"No eggs-cuses."
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
Love at frost sight!
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
I only have ice for you.
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”