"Having a good hare day."
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
"You round me out." — High Card Band
You are pitcher perfect.
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
Don’t give into beer pressure.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
You have a pizza my heart.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
Irish you luck.
Beer-lieve it or not!
You’re my lucky charm.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
This is snow laughing matter!
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
My love for you is like no otter.
"You're a real good egg."
"Eggs love you."
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
Rebel without a Claus.
You're acute Valentine.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
Drink happy thoughts.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
I’m elf-taught.
Gold riddance.
Irish you were beer.
Paddy like a rockstar.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
We like to paddy.
I only have ice for you.
As it snow happens.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
Keep calm and leprech-on.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
I fence-y you.
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
Thank brew very much.
Let’s take an elfie.
You are un-beer-lievable!