You snow the drill.
Deja brew all over again.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
I have the final sleigh.
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
Just brew it!
I wood never leaf you.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
My love for you simply radiates.
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
It’s snow joke.
Can’t pinch this.
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
We are looking pitcher-perfect.
I'm the life of the paddy.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
As it snow happens.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
Up to snow good.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
I only have ice for you.
We make a great pear
I've been thinking of U periodically.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
Hold on for deer life.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
I'm snow bored.