What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
Take off all your cloves.
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
I'm snow bored.
It’s worth a shot.
Let’s make some pour decisions.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
We’ve made a jig mistake, don’t you a-green?
Don’t be elfish.
Irish I may, Irish I might.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
Yoda one for me!
St. Patrick’s Day makes me Spring to life.
Can’t pinch this.
I'm snow bored.
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
Just brew it!
Best in snow.
"You round me out." — High Card Band
I’m elf-taught.
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
"Your kisses are to dye for."
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
This is snow laughing matter!
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
You snow the drill.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
I loaf you.
He’s an elf-made man.
I think you’re dandelion.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
I followed my heart to you.
Don’t worry, beer happy.
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
We are looking pitcher-perfect.