Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
He’s my pinch charming.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
Up to snow good.
Who’s your paddy?
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
"Just don't carrot all."
"You can't beat me."
I wood never leaf you.
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
"Just one hot chick."
"Happy eggster."
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
"Your kisses are to dye for."
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
It takes one to snow one.
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
"What an egg-citing day."
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
Time to spruce things up.
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
I’m in pursuit of hoppiness.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
I have the final sleigh.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
I’ll never fir-get.
My love for you is like no otter.
You raise the bar.
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
We have great chemis-tree.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
Sips getting real.