Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
Shake your shamrocks.
Dublin’ the fun.
Say it ain’t snow.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
"I whip my hare back and forth."
I followed my heart to you.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
You're acute Valentine.
We make a great pear
She has high elf-esteem.
Don’t give into beer pressure.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
But wait—there’s myrrh.
You snow the drill.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
I’m in pursuit of hoppiness.
"You crack me up."
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
Love at frost sight!
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"You round me out." — High Card Band
I dig you a hole lot.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
That look soots you.
People are always after me lucky charms.
Gold riddance.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”