We’re in a-green-ment.
"Just don't carrot all."
"Some bunny loves you."
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
Zero lucks given on St. Patrick’s Day.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"You make me egg-static."
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
You're acute Valentine.
"You can't beat me."
I only have ice for you.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
This is snow laughing matter!
You're the ruler of my heart.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
Keep calm and leprech-on.
Icy what you did there.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
"Your kisses are to dye for."
It’s snow joke.
I wood never leaf you.
Get clover it, babe.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
My love for you is like no otter.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
My love for you simply radiates.
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
"For peep's sake."
Don’t be elfish.
It's lit.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.