Fir sure.
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
You better beer-live it!
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
Don’t go bacon my heart.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
You’re brew-tiful!
Life is brew-tiful!
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
You’re the queen of my heart.
Look for a rainbow connection.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
As it snow happens.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
I've been thinking of U periodically.
I love you meow and forever.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
Snow thank you.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
I’m in pursuit of hoppiness.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
I'm snow bored.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
"You make me egg-static."
I only have ice for you.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
I’m elf-taught.
You’re my pot of gold.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
Cutest clover in the patch.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
Let’s take an elfie.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
It takes one to snow one.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.