Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
Love at frost sight!
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"For peep's sake."
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
We’ve reached the pint of no return.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
"What an egg-citing day."
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
You have me greening from ear to ear.
You snow the drill.
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
Wear green, or leaf.
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
We are looking pitcher-perfect.
I'm the life of the paddy.
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"Just don't carrot all."
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
Beer-lieve it or not!
"No eggs-cuses."
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
Yule be sorry.
As it snow happens.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
We like to paddy.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
I’ll be there in a pinch.
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
"Some bunny loves you."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
It’s snow joke.
The snuggle is real.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
Believe in your elf.