You raise the bar.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
Don’t give into beer pressure.
"You crack me up."
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
Don’t worry, beer happy.
Sip, sip, horray!
Shamrocks and shenanigans for all!
Let’s make some pour decisions.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
You’re brew-tiful!
The snuggle is real.
I can heartly wait to see you.
I love you dairy much.
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
I'm the life of the paddy.
Make it rein.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
Snow thank you.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
Believe in your elf.
Birch, please.
Love at frost sight!
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
We’re in a-green-ment.
"Just don't carrot all."
"Some bunny loves you."
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
Zero lucks given on St. Patrick’s Day.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"You make me egg-static."
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
You're acute Valentine.
"You can't beat me."
I only have ice for you.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
This is snow laughing matter!
You're the ruler of my heart.