Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
Shake your shamrocks.
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
"Have a hoppy Easter."
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
You better beer-live it!
Snow on and snow forth.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
"Your kisses are to dye for."
It takes one to snow one.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
You’re brew-tiful!
Get clover it, babe.
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
A round of Santa-plause, please.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
It's ice to meet you.
Snow on and snow forth.
We’ve reached the pint of no return.
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
You sleigh me.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
Your presents is requested.
That look soots you.
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
Keep calm and leprech-on.
It's ice to meet you.
You snooze. You booze.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
Best in snow.
Cutest clover in the patch.
You are un-beer-lievable!
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
Up to snow good.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.