Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
Sips getting real.
"Having a good hare day."
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
I think you’re dandelion.
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
My love for you is like no otter.
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
Say it ain’t snow.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
Can’t pinch this.
Sleigh, what?!
"Hey there, hop stuff."
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
I'm the life of the paddy.
Let’s take an elfie.
Dublin over in laughter.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
I can heartly wait to see you.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
You’re my pot of gold.
Birch, please.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
"No eggs-cuses."
I love you meow and forever.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
I only have ice for you.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
Beer-lieve it or not!
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
Take off all your cloves.
It’s snow joke.
He’s my pinch charming.
We like to paddy.
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
Yule be sorry.