You’re my soul Santa.
Shamrocks and shenanigans for all!
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
The best years of my life were spent in the arms of another man’s wife
Happy Mother’s Day!
Take off all your cloves.
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
The pint’s the limit.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
I love you meow and forever.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
"You're a real good egg."
"Eggs-cuse me."
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
You raise the bar.
I’m feelin’ pine.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
The paddy don’t start till I walk in.
I’ll never fir-get.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
Let’s make some pour decisions.
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
He’s an elf-made man.
Sip, sip, horray!
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
I “lub” you.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
Distill my beating heart.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Burst into cheers!
Shake your shamrocks.
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
Wear green, or leaf.
"There's no bunny like you."
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
She has high elf-esteem.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings