"Just looking on the sunny side."
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
"For peep's sake."
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
Sip, sip, horray!
Wear green, or leaf.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
"Eggs-cuse me."
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Say it ain’t snow.
Treat yo'elf.
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
Say it ain’t snow.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
You snow the drill.
Paddy like a rockstar.
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
He’s my pinch charming.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
Up to snow good.
Who’s your paddy?
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
"Just don't carrot all."
"You can't beat me."
I wood never leaf you.
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
"Just one hot chick."
"Happy eggster."
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
"Your kisses are to dye for."