"You're poaching all my best yolks."
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
Life is brew-tiful!
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
The snuggle is real.
You’re my soul Santa.
We make a great pear
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
I “lub” you.
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
I love you dairy much.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
Rebel without a Claus.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
I only have ice for you.
You shamrock my world.
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
I’ll be there in a pinch.
"Some bunny loves you."
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
I'm pine-ing for you.
It's ice to meet you.
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
Look for a rainbow connection.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
Make it rein.
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
Burst into cheers!
Snow thank you.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
I have the final sleigh.
St. Patrick’s Day makes me Spring to life.