I am fawn’d of you my deer.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
"I whip my hare back and forth."
I loaf you.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
"You round me out." — High Card Band
Up to snow good.
"You make me egg-static."
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
That look soots you.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
It’s snow joke.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
Say it ain’t snow.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
"Your kisses are to dye for."
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
It takes one to snow one.
"I've found some bunny to love."
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
Can’t pinch this.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
You snow the drill.
We like to paddy.
It's ice to meet you.
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
We make a great pear
Make it rein.
I'm snow bored.
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
How rude-olf of you.
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
The paddy don’t start till I walk in.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
It's ice to meet you.