"I whip my hare back and forth."
"You can't beat me."
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
People are always after me lucky charms.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
"Having a good hare day."
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
"Happy eggster."
You snow the drill.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
Dublin’ the fun.
Don’t give into beer pressure.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
Don’t be elfish.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
"Hey there, hop stuff."
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
Sips getting real.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
Best in snow.
It's ice to meet you.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
You raise the bar.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
The pint’s the limit.
Icy what you did there.
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
Say it ain’t snow.
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
"Some bunny needs vodka."
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
But wait—there’s myrrh.