"You're poaching all my best yolks."
Best in snow.
Life is brew-tiful!
I sulfur when you argon.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
The pint’s the limit.
I love you dairy much.
Don’t give into beer pressure.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
I “lub” you.
Distill my beating heart.
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
I’ll be there in a pinch.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
Fir sure.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
It takes one to snow one.
Wear green, or leaf.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
I’ll never fir-get.
Don’t be elfish.
Gold riddance.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
You better beer-live it!
We have great chemis-tree.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
Make it rein.
Resting Grinch face.
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
"Just don't carrot all."
You're acute Valentine.
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
I dig you a hole lot.
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
We’ve reached the pint of no return.
I loaf you.
You’re as sweet as Pi.