To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
You snow the drill.
I whale always love you.
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
"What an egg-citing day."
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
I'm fondue you, it's true
Don’t give into beer pressure.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"Just one hot chick."
You are spud-tacular.
I’m elf-taught.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
You’re my pot of gold.
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
You have a pizza my heart.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
You raise the bar.
I wood never leaf you.
We make a great pear
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
You snooze. You booze.
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
There’s no reason to wine about you.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
I only have ice for you.
"Some bunny needs vodka."
I sulfur when you argon.
Irish I may, Irish I might.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
Dublin’ the fun.
You sleigh me.
Sip, sip, horray!
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.