"Having a good hare day."
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
I only have ice for you.
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
We have great chemis-tree.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
"Some bunny loves you."
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
You're acute Valentine.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
Don’t worry, beer happy.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
We make a great pear
This is snow laughing matter!
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
This is snow laughing matter!
“You’re my soul Santa.”
Irish you were beer.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
The snuggle is real.
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
"You crack me up."
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
Snow on and snow forth.
Best in snow.
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
That look soots you.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
You’re the queen of my heart.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
I find you very a-peeling.
Say it ain’t snow.
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!