As it snow happens.
Snow thank you.
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
That look soots you.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
Who’s your paddy?
Icy what you did there.
You’re brew-tiful!
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
I only have ice for you.
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
Take off all your cloves.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
It takes one to snow one.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
You sleigh me.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
Let’s get elf-ed up.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
"Just don't carrot all."
Let’s take an elfie.
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
You snooze. You booze.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Sip, sip, horray!
We’ve made a jig mistake, don’t you a-green?
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
I only have ice for you.
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.