What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
I'm snow bored.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"Your kisses are to dye for."
Zero lucks given on St. Patrick’s Day.
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
It takes one to snow one.
You’re my pot of gold.
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
I think you’re dandelion.
You're acute Valentine.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
Snow thank you.
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
Icy what you did there.
You’re my soul Santa.
Shamrocks and shenanigans for all!
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
The best years of my life were spent in the arms of another man’s wife
Happy Mother’s Day!
Take off all your cloves.
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
The pint’s the limit.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
I love you meow and forever.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
"You're a real good egg."
"Eggs-cuse me."
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
You raise the bar.