Let’s get elf-ed up.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
Rebel without a Claus.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
You’re brew-tiful!
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
"I whip my hare back and forth."
Can’t pinch this.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
Burst into cheers!
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
He’s my pinch charming.
As it snow happens.
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
A round of Santa-plause, please.
Best in snow.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
I “lub” you.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
We have great chemis-tree.
"For peep's sake."
“You’re my soul Santa.”
That look soots you.
I’m elf-taught.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
As it snow happens.
Irish you luck.
"Some bunny needs vodka."
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
You’re my pot of gold.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."