“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
It takes one to snow one.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Let’s make some pour decisions.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
That look soots you.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
You are spud-tacular.
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
We have great chemis-tree.
It’s worth a shot.
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
He’s my pinch charming.
The pint’s the limit.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
This is snow laughing matter!
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
"For peep's sake."
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
I have the final sleigh.
I only have ice for you.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
You're the ruler of my heart.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
Make it rein.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
I'm fondue you, it's true
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”