You’re the queen of my heart.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
"I whip my hare back and forth."
"Eggs love you."
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
It’s snow joke.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
Sips getting real.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
Irish you luck.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
Yoda one for me!
You are spud-tacular.
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
I whale always love you.
It's lit.
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
This is snow laughing matter!
I’m feelin’ pine.
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
I told you snow.
You are un-beer-lievable!
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
You shamrock my world.
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
Snow on and snow forth.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
"You're a real good egg."
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
Just brew it!
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
You’re my pot of gold.
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
"There's no bunny like you."
Believe in your elf.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.