Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
I'm snow bored.
I think you’re dandelion.
Love at frost sight!
Hold on for deer life.
I sulfur when you argon.
You sleigh me.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
Just brew it!
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
I've been thinking of U periodically.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
The paddy don’t start till I walk in.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
"Some bunny loves you."
Beer-lieve it or not!
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
I have the final sleigh.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
Life is brew-tiful!
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
It's lit.
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"You round me out." — High Card Band
It’s snow joke.
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
It takes one to snow one.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.