This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
Rebel without a Claus.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
We like to paddy.
Dublin’ the fun.
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
I'm the life of the paddy.
I only have ice for you.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Yoda one for me!
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
Make it rein.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
As it snow happens.
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
Take off all your cloves.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
Say it ain’t snow.
"You're a real good egg."
I dig you a hole lot.
"I whip my hare back and forth."
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
You’re as sweet as Pi.
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
I fence-y you.
"Some bunny loves you."
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
You raise the bar.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
I'm Claus-trophobic.
We are looking pitcher-perfect.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
We have great chemis-tree.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.