Up to snow good.
"You can't beat me."
Take off all your cloves.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
"That's all, yolks."
I find you very a-peeling.
"For peep's sake."
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
"Some bunny needs vodka."
I've been thinking of U periodically.
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"Hey there, hop stuff."
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
A round of Santa-plause, please.
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
I think you’re dandelion.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
Beer-lieve it or not!
Every piece of you is sweet.
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
"I whip my hare back and forth."
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
"Eggs-cuse me."
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
Just brew it!
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
You’re my pot of gold.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
You’re brew-tiful!
As it snow happens.
The best years of my life were spent in the arms of another man’s wife
Happy Mother’s Day!
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
"No eggs-cuses."
How rude-olf of you.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
I'm pine-ing for you.