What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
I love you dairy much.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
Time to spruce things up.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
I've been thinking of U periodically.
"Having a good hare day."
We’ve made a jig mistake, don’t you a-green?
You are pitcher perfect.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
You are un-beer-lievable!
"What an egg-citing day."
You snooze. You booze.
Irish you were beer.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
It’s snow joke.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
Fir sure.
Can’t pinch this.
We like to paddy.
You are spud-tacular.
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
"Happy eggster."
Rebel without a Claus.
My love for you is like no otter.
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
That look soots you.
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
Believe in your elf.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
Shake your shamrocks.
Hold on for deer life.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
"Eggs-cuse me."
We make a great pear
It’s worth a shot.