He came, he thawed, he conquered.
This is snow laughing matter!
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"Just one hot chick."
You’re the queen of my heart.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
Let’s get elf-ed up.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
We’ve made a jig mistake, don’t you a-green?
"You make me egg-static."
The snuggle is real.
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
Treat yo'elf.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
I only have ice for you.
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
You snooze. You booze.
I'm snow bored.
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
Sip, sip, horray!
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"I've found some bunny to love."
I can heartly wait to see you.