I’m in pursuit of hoppiness.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
I find you very a-peeling.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
I'm Claus-trophobic.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
You have me greening from ear to ear.
Cutest clover in the patch.
Best in snow.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
I'm fondue you, it's true
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"No eggs-cuses."
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
You’re my soul Santa.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
"Just one hot chick."
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
I call the shots.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
You snow the drill.
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"You're poaching all my best yolks."