To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
It takes one to snow one.
"Eggs-cuse me."
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
You shamrock my world.
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
Fir sure.
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
Thank brew very much.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"No eggs-cuses."
I'm Claus-trophobic.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
Who needs luck? I have charm.
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
Say it ain’t snow.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
"Some bunny loves you."
As it snow happens.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
"You round me out." — High Card Band
"There's no bunny like you."
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
My love for you is like no otter.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
I’m elf-taught.
I’ll be there in a pinch.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
Let’s take an elfie.
I whale always love you.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
It's ice to meet you.
I only have ice for you.
Burst into cheers!
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.