“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
Best in snow.
You’re my lucky charm.
The pint’s the limit.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
We are looking pitcher-perfect.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
I call the shots.
Rebel without a Claus.
I love you dairy much.
Irish you luck.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
"Having a good hare day."
"You crack me up."
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
You are spud-tacular.
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
You are un-beer-lievable!
Shake your shamrocks.
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
I fence-y you.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
We’ve reached the pint of no return.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
Snow thank you.
Don’t worry, beer happy.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
Icy what you did there.
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
It's ice to meet you.
Sleigh, what?!
"Eggs-cuse me."
As it snow happens.
Yule be sorry.
"You round me out." — High Card Band
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
I find you very a-peeling.
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
Don’t be elfish.