Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
"I'm eggs-hausted."
You have me greening from ear to ear.
Icy what you did there.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
It takes one to snow one.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
Get clover it, babe.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
Shamrocks and shenanigans for all!
You snow the drill.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"Just looking on the sunny side."
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
We have great chemis-tree.
Drink happy thoughts.
I wood never leaf you.
"For peep's sake."
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
Beer-lieve it or not!
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
We’ve reached the pint of no return.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.