Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
Can’t pinch this.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
Look for a rainbow connection.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
I can heartly wait to see you.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
That look soots you.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
This is snow laughing matter!
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
Dublin’ the fun.
Time to spruce things up.
Best in snow.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
"You're a real good egg."
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
Rebel without a Claus.
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
Best in snow.
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
Beer-lieve it or not!
I sulfur when you argon.
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
Life is brew-tiful!
"Some bunny needs vodka."
We are looking pitcher-perfect.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
I only have ice for you.
I call the shots.
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!