Yule be sorry.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
"No eggs-cuses."
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
"Eggs-cuse me."
“Feliz navi-dog!”
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
Take off all your cloves.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
You're the ruler of my heart.
I wood never leaf you.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
You snow the drill.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
Zero lucks given on St. Patrick’s Day.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
You’re my pot of gold.
Birch, please.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
We like to paddy.
Dublin’ the fun.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
St. Patrick’s Day makes me Spring to life.
You raise the bar.
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"Hey there, hop stuff."
I'm Claus-trophobic.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
Who’s your paddy?