"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
Your presents is requested.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
You are spud-tacular.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
There’s no reason to wine about you.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
"No eggs-cuses."
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.