Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
Don’t worry, beer happy.
I think you’re dandelion.
"Hey there, hop stuff."
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
I whale always love you.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
I'm snow bored.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
"What an egg-citing day."
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
We’re in a-green-ment.
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
You sleigh me.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.