Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
I’ll never fir-get.
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Irish I may, Irish I might.
The snuggle is real.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
"There's no bunny like you."
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
Up to snow good.
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
Dublin over in laughter.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
Resting Grinch face.
We have great chemis-tree.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.