“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
I only have ice for you.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
It's lit.
I’m in pursuit of hoppiness.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
I can heartly wait to see you.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.