Up to snow good.
"Just one hot chick."
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
You shamrock my world.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
"Your kisses are to dye for."
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
I call the shots.