Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
You shamrock my world.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
It's ice to meet you.
Deja brew all over again.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
"I've found some bunny to love."
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
"Some bunny loves you."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
Let’s get elf-ed up.
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
Fir sure.
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
Every piece of you is sweet.
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
I wood never leaf you.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
I’ll never fir-get.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
This is snow laughing matter!
You sleigh me.
We are looking pitcher-perfect.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
You have a pizza my heart.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
Shamrocks and shenanigans for all!
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
Sips getting real.
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
I’ll be there in a pinch.
"Happy eggster."
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
"You can't beat me."
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
You snow the drill.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
You're so clover!