Irish I may, Irish I might.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
Gold riddance.
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
You raise the bar.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
Yule be sorry.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
Dublin over in laughter.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
Let’s take an elfie.
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
It's ice to meet you.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
You better beer-live it!
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
My love for you is like no otter.
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
I “lub” you.
This is snow laughing matter!
You’re brew-tiful!
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
We are looking pitcher-perfect.
I wood never leaf you.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
The paddy don’t start till I walk in.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
I love you meow and forever.
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
I think I found my perfect match
I can heartly wait to see you.
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.
I love you dairy much.
I'm the life of the paddy.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”