Snow thank you.
We have great chemis-tree.
I'm snow bored.
Hold on for deer life.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
You are un-beer-lievable!
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
Don’t be elfish.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
Best in snow.
"You crack me up."
My love for you simply radiates.
He’s an elf-made man.
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
Irish I may, Irish I might.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
I only have ice for you.
I have the final sleigh.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
You’re the queen of my heart.
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
How rude-olf of you.
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
Yoda one for me!
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
Fir sure.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
I'm the life of the paddy.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
Icy what you did there.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
Irish you were beer.