I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
You are spud-tacular.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
It’s worth a shot.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
Let’s take an elfie.
My love for you is like no otter.
"Eggs love you."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
We’ve made a jig mistake, don’t you a-green?
I find you very a-peeling.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
Every piece of you is sweet.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
Your presents is requested.
Dublin’ the fun.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
Best in snow.
I call the shots.
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
"Having a good hare day."
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
Sip, sip, horray!
It's lit.
It’s snow joke.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
There’s no reason to wine about you.
Icy what you did there.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.