It’s worth a shot.
Icy what you did there.
Take off all your cloves.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
We’re in a-green-ment.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
You better beer-live it!
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
I'm fondue you, it's true
There’s no reason to wine about you.
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
I have the final sleigh.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
We make a great pear
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
You snooze. You booze.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
“Feliz navi-dog!”
I whale always love you.
That look soots you.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
Up to snow good.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
"Just looking on the sunny side."
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
You snow the drill.
Don’t worry, beer happy.
Make it rein.
You're the ruler of my heart.
I only have ice for you.
I'm snow bored.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
I loaf you.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.