We’ve reached the pint of no return.
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
"Just one hot chick."
Every piece of you is sweet.
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
"Your kisses are to dye for."
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
"I've found some bunny to love."
We have great chemis-tree.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
I think I found my perfect match
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"Eggs love you."
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
Fir sure.
The best years of my life were spent in the arms of another man’s wife
Happy Mother’s Day!
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
Gold riddance.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
It takes one to snow one.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
Keep calm and leprech-on.
Snow on and snow forth.
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
Love at frost sight!
"No eggs-cuses."
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
This is snow laughing matter!
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
"There's no bunny like you."
Cutest clover in the patch.
Drink happy thoughts.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
That look soots you.