This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
You're the ruler of my heart.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
We’ve reached the pint of no return.
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
It’s worth a shot.
Love at frost sight!
I can heartly wait to see you.
"You round me out." — High Card Band
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
"I've found some bunny to love."
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
"Having a good hare day."
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
Can’t pinch this.
Snow on and snow forth.
Deja brew all over again.
I only have ice for you.
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"There's no bunny like you."
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
I find you very a-peeling.
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
This is snow laughing matter!
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
I’m in pursuit of hoppiness.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
I loaf you.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
You’re brew-tiful!
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
Make it rein.
"You're a real good egg."
Sips getting real.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
I’m feelin’ pine.
Dublin’ the fun.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline