We make a great pear
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
Up to snow good.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
I only have ice for you.
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
I’m fondue you.
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
"There's no bunny like you."
It takes one to snow one.
"Just one hot chick."
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
Sleigh, what?!
I’m feelin’ pine.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
It takes one to snow one.
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
I've been thinking of U periodically.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
I call the shots.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
Say it ain’t snow.
He’s my pinch charming.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
"You crack me up."
You snow the drill.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
I “lub” you.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
"Eggs love you."
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
I love you dairy much.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
Irish you were beer.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy