I just want to say, “I love brew.”
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
I'm pine-ing for you.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
You are pitcher perfect.
Up to snow good.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
I’m elf-taught.
Don’t worry, beer happy.
Yule be sorry.
It takes one to snow one.
Beer-lieve it or not!
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
It takes one to snow one.
Love at frost sight!
These decorations are tree-mendous.
St. Patrick’s Day makes me Spring to life.
Get clover it, babe.
Rebel without a Claus.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
It's lit.
As it snow happens.
It’s snow joke.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
This is snow laughing matter!
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
"Just one hot chick."
You’re the queen of my heart.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
Let’s get elf-ed up.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
We’ve made a jig mistake, don’t you a-green?
"You make me egg-static."
The snuggle is real.
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.