“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
Shamrocks and shenanigans for all!
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
Make it rein.
Let’s take an elfie.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
It takes one to snow one.
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
“Feliz navi-dog!”
"Just one hot chick."
Gold riddance.
You snow the drill.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
I have the final sleigh.
We make a great pear
You have me greening from ear to ear.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
I’ll be there in a pinch.
I “lub” you.
You’re the queen of my heart.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
I think you’re dandelion.
"Just looking on the sunny side."
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
Sip, sip, horray!
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
I sulfur when you argon.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
We are looking pitcher-perfect.
"No eggs-cuses."
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.