Irish you a whole pot of gold!
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
Sips getting real.
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
I’ll be there in a pinch.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
You’re my pot of gold.
People are always after me lucky charms.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
"There's no bunny like you."
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
We’ve got serious chemistry.
You’re brew-tiful!
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
Dublin over in laughter.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
"Have a hoppy Easter."
Sleigh, what?!
Rebel without a Claus.
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
"I whip my hare back and forth."
Up to snow good.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
You are un-beer-lievable!
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
I’m feelin’ pine.
You raise the bar.
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
Who’s your paddy?
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
I’m in pursuit of hoppiness.