Thank brew very much.
Yule be sorry.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
Every piece of you is sweet.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
Dublin over in laughter.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
You’re as sweet as Pi.
"Your kisses are to dye for."
Don’t be elfish.
Up to snow good.
Birch, please.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
"That's all, yolks."
It takes one to snow one.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
It's ice to meet you.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
I’m elf-taught.
Drink happy thoughts.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
"No eggs-cuses."
I'm pine-ing for you.
You have a pizza my heart.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
"You crack me up."
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
These decorations are tree-mendous.