Let’s get elf-ed up.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
You’re my pot of gold.
I dig you a hole lot.
It’s snow joke.
"I'm eggs-hausted."
It's lit.
I think you’re dandelion.
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
The pint’s the limit.
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
"Some bunny loves you."
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
Drink happy thoughts.
It's ice to meet you.
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
Sips getting real.
Dublin over in laughter.
Cutest clover in the patch.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
Up to snow good.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
You’re my lucky charm.
Every piece of you is sweet.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
I whale always love you.
Don’t worry, beer happy.
I’m feelin’ pine.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
Snow on and snow forth.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
Snow thank you.