What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
I'm fondue you, it's true
Believe in your elf.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
I told you snow.
"Some bunny needs vodka."
There’s no reason to wine about you.
Let’s make some pour decisions.
Snow thank you.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
Wear green, or leaf.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
Don’t be elfish.
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
We like to paddy.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
Let’s take an elfie.
Burst into cheers!
I whale always love you.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
You're so clover!
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
It's lit.
Make it rein.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
I’m fondue you.
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
You shamrock my world.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
I think you’re dandelion.
I’m in pursuit of hoppiness.
Sleigh, what?!
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
"There's no bunny like you."
You snow the drill.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
I can heartly wait to see you.
Sips getting real.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
"No eggs-cuses."
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
Say it ain’t snow.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.