I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
Dublin over in laughter.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
You are pitcher perfect.
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
It takes one to snow one.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
My love for you simply radiates.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
Keep calm and leprech-on.
Snow thank you.
Drink happy thoughts.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
It takes one to snow one.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
Resting Grinch face.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"Having a good hare day."
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
Look for a rainbow connection.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
You sleigh me.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
You better beer-live it!
I'm pine-ing for you.
It’s snow joke.
The paddy don’t start till I walk in.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
"No eggs-cuses."
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
I told you snow.
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
Yoda one for me!
"Just looking on the sunny side."
Up to snow good.
Best in snow.