Deja brew all over again.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
Thank brew very much.
I’m feelin’ pine.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
I call the shots.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
You’re my soul Santa.
You’re my lucky charm.
I dig you a hole lot.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
Say it ain’t snow.
Don’t give into beer pressure.
I’ll be there in a pinch.
Snow on and snow forth.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
Best in snow.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
"That's all, yolks."
My love for you is like no otter.
I can heartly wait to see you.
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
Sleigh, what?!
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
Birch, please.
Can’t pinch this.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
"For peep's sake."
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.