Up to snow good.
You better beer-live it!
I find you very a-peeling.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
I’m fondue you.
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
You are pitcher perfect.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
"You can't beat me."
Yule be sorry.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
Icy what you did there.
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
It’s snow joke.
You're the ruler of my heart.
You’re my pot of gold.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Look for a rainbow connection.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
Say it ain’t snow.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
"No eggs-cuses."
Let’s get elf-ed up.
It’s snow joke.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
I’m feelin’ pine.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
It's ice to meet you.
Treat yo'elf.
"Just one hot chick."
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.