You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
Sip, sip, horray!
Get clover it, babe.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
Wear green, or leaf.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
I loaf you.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
It’s snow joke.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
It's lit.
You're so clover!
We are looking pitcher-perfect.
Make it rein.
It’s worth a shot.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
Dublin’ the fun.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
"That's all, yolks."
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
You snow the drill.
You’re my lucky charm.
The snuggle is real.
Irish you luck.
Gold riddance.
I told you snow.
Yoda one for me!
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
"You crack me up."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
It's ice to meet you.