You're so clover!
"I'm eggs-hausted."
I think you’re dandelion.
It's ice to meet you.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
I’ll never fir-get.
I “lub” you.
"Eggs-cuse me."
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
"What an egg-citing day."
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
Gold riddance.
Hold on for deer life.
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
I'm snow bored.
"You're a real good egg."
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
Dublin over in laughter.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
I'm fondue you, it's true
I dig you a hole lot.
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
Deja brew all over again.
You’re my pot of gold.
I'm the life of the paddy.
I'm pine-ing for you.
Let’s take an elfie.
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
He’s an elf-made man.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
I’m feelin’ pine.
I can heartly wait to see you.
Snow thank you.
"Your kisses are to dye for."
He’s my pinch charming.
I loaf you.
Yoda one for me!
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
As it snow happens.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.