Paddy like a rockstar.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Beer-lieve it or not!
Resting Grinch face.
We’ve reached the pint of no return.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
"Just don't carrot all."
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
I’ll be there in a pinch.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
I loaf you.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
Wear green, or leaf.
Shake your shamrocks.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
"Your kisses are to dye for."
I'm snow bored.
Let’s take an elfie.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
Your presents is requested.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
Yule be sorry.
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
Let’s get elf-ed up.
You shamrock my world.
Fir sure.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
You are spud-tacular.
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
"Having a good hare day."
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
Up to snow good.
Cutest clover in the patch.
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
Icy what you did there.
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
Yoda one for me!
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
Dublin’ the fun.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."