It’s snow joke.
Love at frost sight!
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
I'm pine-ing for you.
Yoda one for me!
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
Best in snow.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
Shake your shamrocks.
Cutest clover in the patch.
I whale always love you.
He’s my pinch charming.
"Have a hoppy Easter."
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
I love you dairy much.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
This is snow laughing matter!
"I whip my hare back and forth."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
"Eggs love you."
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
Snow thank you.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
The snuggle is real.
That look soots you.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
I loaf you.
Don’t worry, beer happy.
This is snow laughing matter!
Believe in your elf.
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
I love you meow and forever.
Take off all your cloves.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
"You're a real good egg."