Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
Cutest clover in the patch.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
"I whip my hare back and forth."
It’s snow joke.
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
But wait—there’s myrrh.
I’m fondue you.
We like to paddy.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
You’re my lucky charm.
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
That look soots you.
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
Love at frost sight!
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
Every piece of you is sweet.
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
Irish you luck.
"I'm eggs-hausted."
She has high elf-esteem.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
How rude-olf of you.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
It takes one to snow one.
Irish you were beer.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
The pint’s the limit.
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
We’re in a-green-ment.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.