I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Thank brew very much.
Every piece of you is sweet.
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
I'm pine-ing for you.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
People are always after me lucky charms.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
It takes one to snow one.
"Your kisses are to dye for."
It’s worth a shot.
I’m feelin’ pine.
She has high elf-esteem.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
You better beer-live it!
The snuggle is real.
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
Keep calm and leprech-on.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
This is snow laughing matter!
I think I found my perfect match
Say it ain’t snow.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
"Just don't carrot all."
I've been thinking of U periodically.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
Shake your shamrocks.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
The pint’s the limit.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"I've found some bunny to love."
Icy what you did there.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
You are un-beer-lievable!