I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
Cutest clover in the patch.
"I'm eggs-hausted."
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
Deja brew all over again.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
It's lit.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
Time to spruce things up.
Shake your shamrocks.
Keep calm and leprech-on.
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
I loaf you.
I’m fondue you.
We are looking pitcher-perfect.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
It’s snow joke.
Every piece of you is sweet.
"Eggs love you."
Life is brew-tiful!
Hold on for deer life.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
It’s worth a shot.
It’s snow joke.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
Your presents is requested.
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
I have the final sleigh.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
Say it ain’t snow.
St. Patrick’s Day makes me Spring to life.
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
"Some bunny needs vodka."
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.