It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
"Hey there, hop stuff."
We have great chemis-tree.
Up to snow good.
"Your kisses are to dye for."
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
I'm snow bored.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
"Just looking on the sunny side."
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
Paddy like a rockstar.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
You snooze. You booze.
I sulfur when you argon.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
Icy what you did there.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
I can heartly wait to see you.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
Love at frost sight!
You’re my lucky charm.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
Who needs luck? I have charm.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
Dublin over in laughter.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
I’ll be there in a pinch.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
You sleigh me.
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."