You’re my pot of gold.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
She has high elf-esteem.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
I think you’re dandelion.
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
It’s snow joke.
I'm snow bored.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
It takes one to snow one.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
Just brew it!
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
You’re the queen of my heart.
Paddy like a rockstar.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
You're the ruler of my heart.
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
We’ve got serious chemistry.
Up to snow good.
Let’s make some pour decisions.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
I’m fondue you.
The paddy don’t start till I walk in.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
We’ve reached the pint of no return.
"Happy eggster."
"You're a real good egg."
A round of Santa-plause, please.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
Cutest clover in the patch.