You are spud-tacular.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
Burst into cheers!
I think I found my perfect match
Wear green, or leaf.
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
I dig you a hole lot.
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
"For peep's sake."
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
Let’s make some pour decisions.
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
"You crack me up."
We’re in a-green-ment.
"You can't beat me."
Cutest clover in the patch.
I can heartly wait to see you.
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
Time to spruce things up.
You're so clover!
"Eggs love you."
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
"I whip my hare back and forth."
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
Snow on and snow forth.
Dublin over in laughter.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
You're acute Valentine.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
"Just one hot chick."
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
Irish you were beer.