"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
You raise the bar.
You shamrock my world.
You are un-beer-lievable!
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
Yule be sorry.
I’m going green, if you know what I mean.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
Believe in your elf.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
I love you meow and forever.
I’m feelin’ pine.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
I fence-y you.
Don’t give into beer pressure.
Make it rein.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
Burst into cheers!
It's lit.
We are looking pitcher-perfect.
It's ice to meet you.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Paddy like a rockstar.
Rebel without a Claus.
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
Keep calm and leprech-on.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
"You're a real good egg."
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
I only have ice for you.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
The paddy don’t start till I walk in.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.