I whale always love you.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
Wear green, or leaf.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
It’s snow joke.
"I whip my hare back and forth."
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
Sleigh, what?!
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
I'm Claus-trophobic.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
He’s my pinch charming.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
The best years of my life were spent in the arms of another man’s wife
Happy Mother’s Day!
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
You snow the drill.
Up to snow good.
Don’t worry, beer happy.
Gold riddance.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"Just looking on the sunny side."
It takes one to snow one.
Deja brew all over again.
As it snow happens.
I only have ice for you.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
I have the final sleigh.
"There's no bunny like you."
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
"You're a real good egg."
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
Let’s get elf-ed up.
Drink happy thoughts.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.