I'm the life of the paddy.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
I wood never leaf you.
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
There’s no reason to wine about you.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
You sleigh me.
Gold riddance.
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
You’re the queen of my heart.
Take off all your cloves.
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
You're so clover!
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
Snow thank you.
Beer-lieve it or not!
He’s my pinch charming.
"You're a real good egg."
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
I told you snow.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
We’ve made a jig mistake, don’t you a-green?
Dublin’ the fun.
Irish you were beer.
"I've found some bunny to love."
You raise the bar.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
Shake your shamrocks.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
We’re in a-green-ment.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
Best in snow.
I’m fondue you.
He’s an elf-made man.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.