My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
Take off all your cloves.
"I'm eggs-hausted."
It takes one to snow one.
You’re the queen of my heart.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
I love you meow and forever.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
You are spud-tacular.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
"Your kisses are to dye for."
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
Hold on for deer life.
I wood never leaf you.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
You're acute Valentine.
How rude-olf of you.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
You’re my lucky charm.
My love for you simply radiates.
This is snow laughing matter!
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
You're so clover!
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
It's lit.
Let’s take an elfie.
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
"You're a real good egg."
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
Shamrocks and shenanigans for all!
We like to paddy.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
I dig you a hole lot.
Fir sure.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
This is snow laughing matter!