“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
Snow thank you.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
Sip, sip, horray!
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
"Hey there, hop stuff."
Gold riddance.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
You're the ruler of my heart.
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
I'm fondue you, it's true
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
Let’s get elf-ed up.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
Birch, please.
Best in snow.
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
"You crack me up."
There’s no reason to wine about you.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
Icy what you did there.
Icy what you did there.
It's lit.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
"Just don't carrot all."
We’ve got serious chemistry.
"Just looking on the sunny side."
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
It takes one to snow one.
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
I whale always love you.
"Some bunny loves you."
I love you dairy much.