Don’t give into beer pressure.
Dublin’ the fun.
I’m fondue you.
My love for you is like no otter.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
Best in snow.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
“Feliz navi-dog!”
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
I’m feelin’ pine.
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
I followed my heart to you.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
Drink happy thoughts.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
I’m in pursuit of hoppiness.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
Deja brew all over again.
You're so clover!
I call the shots.
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
I “lub” you.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
Zero lucks given on St. Patrick’s Day.
Sip, sip, horray!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
Take off all your cloves.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
Get clover it, babe.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
Dublin over in laughter.
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
I'm snow bored.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
Yoda one for me!
I'm snow bored.