Life is brew-tiful!
You snooze. You booze.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
"Have a hoppy Easter."
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
Who’s your paddy?
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
Can’t pinch this.
Keep calm and leprech-on.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
You’re the queen of my heart.
I'm pine-ing for you.
She has high elf-esteem.
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
"Just looking on the sunny side."
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
I love you dairy much.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.
You're the ruler of my heart.
Icy what you did there.
Snow thank you.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
We have great chemis-tree.
You are spud-tacular.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
Burst into cheers!
I think I found my perfect match
Wear green, or leaf.
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
I dig you a hole lot.
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
"For peep's sake."
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
Let’s make some pour decisions.
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.