Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
I love you dairy much.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
We’ve made a jig mistake, don’t you a-green?
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
Birch, please.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
How rude-olf of you.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
Icy what you did there.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
This is snow laughing matter!
I fence-y you.
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"There's no bunny like you."
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
Rebel without a Claus.
We have great chemis-tree.
Say it ain’t snow.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
The pint’s the limit.
Best in snow.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"I whip my hare back and forth."
Treat yo'elf.
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
I'm Claus-trophobic.
Life is brew-tiful!
You’re the queen of my heart.
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
“You’re my soul Santa.”
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
"Eggs-cuse me."
It's ice to meet you.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
He’s my pinch charming.