Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
Drink happy thoughts.
I think you’re dandelion.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
Treat yo'elf.
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
You're so clover!
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
"That's all, yolks."
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
"Having a good hare day."
You’re my soul Santa.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
"Your kisses are to dye for."
Make it rein.
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
He’s my pinch charming.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
I find you very a-peeling.
Sips getting real.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
Life is brew-tiful!
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
Time to spruce things up.
You're acute Valentine.
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
You’re as sweet as Pi.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
I’m fondue you.
I loaf you.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
How rude-olf of you.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
Up to snow good.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?