What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
I told you snow.
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
Let’s make some pour decisions.
Irish you were beer.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
We are looking pitcher-perfect.
Cutest clover in the patch.
Distill my beating heart.
"You can't beat me."
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
I sulfur when you argon.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
I think I found my perfect match
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
Wear green, or leaf.
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
I'm the life of the paddy.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
"You're a real good egg."
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
Dublin over in laughter.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
Shake your shamrocks.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
There’s no reason to wine about you.
My love for you simply radiates.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
That look soots you.
You’re the queen of my heart.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
You are un-beer-lievable!
Thank brew very much.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
Shamrocks and shenanigans for all!
"Have a hoppy Easter."
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
You snow the drill.
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
We’re in a-green-ment.
Who needs luck? I have charm.
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."