What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
"Just looking on the sunny side."
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
She has high elf-esteem.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
It's lit.
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
I loaf you.
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
It's ice to meet you.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
It’s worth a shot.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
Sips getting real.
Say it ain’t snow.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
Don’t give into beer pressure.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
"No eggs-cuses."
Shamrocks and shenanigans for all!
We’ve reached the pint of no return.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
Don’t worry, beer happy.
Treat yo'elf.
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
"Happy eggster."
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
"You can't beat me."
I told you snow.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
A round of Santa-plause, please.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
My love for you simply radiates.
Distill my beating heart.
It takes one to snow one.
Dublin over in laughter.