I whale always love you.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
"You can't beat me."
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
You’re my soul Santa.
I love you dairy much.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
I sulfur when you argon.
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
Snow thank you.
My love for you is like no otter.
Yule be sorry.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
Don’t be elfish.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
Let’s take an elfie.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
The Christmas alphabet has noel.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
"No eggs-cuses."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
Drink happy thoughts.
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
She has high elf-esteem.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
"Your kisses are to dye for."
Who’s ready to party their shamrocks off?
Irish you a whole pot of gold!
Irish you luck.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
Life is brew-tiful!
"Having a good hare day."
"You round me out." — High Card Band
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
You're acute Valentine.
You sleigh me.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
I have the final sleigh.
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."