What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
You’re my soul Santa.
"Hey there, hop stuff."
You are pitcher perfect.
I can heartly wait to see you.
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
Who’s your paddy?
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
You shamrock my world.
He’s my pinch charming.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
Hold on for deer life.
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
The best years of my life were spent in the arms of another man’s wife
Happy Mother’s Day!
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
Snow thank you.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
Burst into cheers!
Don’t ever trust a leper-con!
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
The snuggle is real.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
“You’re my soul Santa.”
This is snow laughing matter!
I’m in pursuit of hoppiness.
Getting lucked up on St. Patrick’s Day.
You snow the drill.
It's ice to meet you.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
You are spud-tacular.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
You’re brew-tiful!
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
Best in snow.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
Say it ain’t snow.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
Irish I had another Guinness to drink.
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
I'm pine-ing for you.
It takes one to snow one.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.