I whale always love you.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
We make a great pear
Irish I may, Irish I might.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
It's ice to meet you.
Here today, lepre-gone tomorrow.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
You raise the bar.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
I'm snow bored.
This is snow laughing matter!
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
I followed my heart to you.
He’s an elf-made man.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
Say it ain’t snow.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
You're so clover!
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
Zero lucks given on St. Patrick’s Day.
The pint’s the limit.
As it snow happens.
"You crack me up."
“Feliz navi-dog!”
What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
I'm fondue you, it's true
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
The best years of my life were spent in the arms of another man’s wife
Happy Mother’s Day!
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
Get clover it, babe.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
I love you meow and forever.
"I'm eggs-hausted."
Who needs luck? I have charm.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
I love you dairy much.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
It takes one to snow one.
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
Paddy like a rockstar.
Wear green, or leaf.
It's ice to meet you.
Best in snow.
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!