I'm pine-ing for you.
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
I’ll be there in a pinch.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
Say it ain’t snow.
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
You sleigh me.
This is snow laughing matter!
Say it ain’t snow.
"Having a good hare day."
You snow the drill.
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
I have the final sleigh.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
"You can't beat me."
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
Birch, please.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
You raise the bar.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
The paddy don’t start till I walk in.
Beer-lieve it or not!
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
Take off all your cloves.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
Shake your shamrocks.
Life is brew-tiful!
The pint’s the limit.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
I call the shots.
You're the ruler of my heart.
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
Don’t be elfish.
What genre of music do elves love to listen to? Wrap.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.