I just want to say, “I love brew.”
"For peep's sake."
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
"Having a good hare day."
Life is brew-tiful!
We are looking pitcher-perfect.
As it snow happens.
I’m feelin’ pine.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
I can heartly wait to see you.
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
The snuggle is real.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
We’re in a-green-ment.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
Sleigh, what?!
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
It’s worth a shot.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
Love at frost sight!
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
If it ain’t brogue, don’t fix it.
Every piece of you is sweet.
To beer or not to beer… That is the question.
"I whip my hare back and forth."
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
I only have ice for you.
The best years of my life were spent in the arms of another man’s wife
Happy Mother’s Day!
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
Paddy like a rockstar.
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
Zero lucks given on St. Patrick’s Day.