Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
"Just looking on the sunny side."
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
You’re brew-tiful!
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
"That's all, yolks."
We have great chemis-tree.
Birch, please.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
You snow the drill.
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
It’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
How rude-olf of you.
Dublin over in laughter.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Wear green, or leaf.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
I call the shots.
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
Distill my beating heart.
"Your kisses are to dye for."
Say it ain’t snow.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
"Some bunny loves you."
"Hey there, hop stuff."
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
I love you dairy much.
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
We make a great pear
We’ve made a jig mistake, don’t you a-green?
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
We’ve got serious chemistry.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
I can heartly wait to see you.
"You're a real good egg."
I whale always love you.
"You can't beat me."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
Your presents is requested.
You’re the queen of my heart.