We’ve got serious chemistry.
As it snow happens.
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
I sulfur when you argon.
Zero lucks given on St. Patrick’s Day.
It's ice to meet you.
We have great chemis-tree.
You're so clover!
"Have a hoppy Easter."
Dublin’ the fun.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
It takes one to snow one.
He’s an elf-made man.
You better beer-live it!
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
Ireland you money, if you’ll pay me back.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
I’m in pursuit of hoppiness.
This is snow laughing matter!
You are spud-tacular.
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
You’re as sweet as Pi.
“A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”
You have me greening from ear to ear.
Who needs luck? I have charm.
"You round me out." — High Card Band
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
Irish I may, Irish I might.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
"That's all, yolks."
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
It’s snow joke.
Make it rein.
Snow on and snow forth.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
Today I be-leaf in leprechauns
Who’s your paddy?
Don’t go bacon my heart.
"You crack me up."
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
These decorations are tree-mendous.