What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
When Napoleon is indecisive, he is torn-apart-e.
What did the anciient Roman soldier tell his girlfriend?
You are a solid X
What stories did Vikings tell their children?
Norsery Rhymes
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
I recently learned that the Romans were renowned for their architecture.
Doesn't make much sense to me, considering it fell.
How does Moses make coffee?
Hebrews it.
What do you call a vegetarian Viking?
Norvegan.
What's a Vikings favourite dance?
The Loki cokey.
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
Don't send our invitations to a viking themed wedding until the date is set in stone
Or they'll be runed
What does a mummy use when he needs to hide? Masking tape.
A Roman Lifeguard on duty:
See Caesar, Beware the tides of March!
A Viking walked into a bar.
The bartender asked, Why the long ship?
What do you call a Swedish cycling group?
Viking Biking
After the Palace of Versailles was completed, Louis XIV felt Baroque and roll.
How was the viking party?
Pretty Loki.
The First World War ended very quickly because they were Russian.
Why did the Archaeopteryx always catch the worm?
Because it was an early bird!
Who succeeded the first President of the United States?
The second one.
Why do medieval ghosts refuse to stop at McDonald's?
They prefer Wight Castle.
Which roman emperor was a mouse? Julius cheeser!
When my teacher asked me if I knew who built the ark in History class, I answered, "I have Noah idea!"
Napoleon may not have designed the coat he wore, but he did have a hand in it.
My history teacher was talking about mythical medieval creatures
Personally, I think the lecture was starting to drag on
Why did Henry VIII struggle to breathe?
He had no heir!
Everyone remembers the iconic line from the lesser known Tragedy of Julius Sneezer:
"Achoo, Brute?"
Did you hear about the viking who hit his thumb with a hammer and bit his tongue?
It was Thor.
The mummy caught a really bad cold. He cannot stop coffin.