King Arthur's Round Table was built by Sir Cumference.
As soon as the ancient Egyptian kings come to know about the pyramid scheme, they stopped building monuments immediately.
How was the viking party?
Pretty Loki.
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles elbow.
What do you call someone who used to build airplanes in medieval times? Aerosmith!
When I asked my Teacher in History class if she could tell us more about Napoleon's origin, she replied,"'Course I can!"
My Gladiator DVD stopped working...
Talk about an *epic* fail.
The Romans used devastating wordplay against the Carthaginians, during the Punic Wars.
The Vikings had an initiative tradition where a child had to participate in a raid to become a full man
... as they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.
Dracula had to move out of his medieval castle for a couple of weeks because it was getting re-vamp-ed!
A lot of people don't like movies about mummies. I think they get a bad wrap.
How do Vikings get each other's attention?
They ValHolla!
It might take a village to raise a child...
but it only takes a viking to raze a village.
Nobody knows about Napoleon's brother because they were born-apart-e.
What is the best job for a mummy during holidays? A gift wrapper.
Why were medieval people from Mexico such good engineers? This is because they learned in Aztech!
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
Did the Vikings believe in reincarnation?
That's a re-Thorical question.
It was quite dangerous for messengers back in the medieval era.
They often had to wear mail armor.
The mummy was very sore from lying down for years. So he called a Cairo-practor.
What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?
Irritable Brawls in Rome
What stories did Vikings tell their children?
Norsery Rhymes
How were CDs packaged in Ancient Egypt?
Sphinx wrapped
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
Where would you find Hadrian's Wall?
At the bottom of his garden!
Why did it take the Roman General 10 tries to find the buried treasure?
Because X marks the spot
Q: How do mummies hide?
A: They use masking tape
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
At the bottom.
What happens to Egyptian girls who forget to take their pills?
They become mummies.