I think I met a medieval water snake
But I can't tell if it actually happened or if it was a dream.
It was totally Sir Eel.
What did the anciient Roman soldier tell his girlfriend?
You are a solid X
Which cheese surrounds a medieval castle?
Moatzarella.
What's a Vikings favourite dance?
The Loki cokey.
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
Q: What game show did pharaohs like the most?
A: The $20,000 pyramid.
When Julius Ceasar got defeated by Brutus in 'Battleship,' he said, "A2 Brute?"
It is no wonder that Thomas Jefferson was thus named, his father was after Jefferdad.
There's this video game about an FBI psychologist hunting a Viking Angel of Death....
I believe it's named Valkyrie's Profile.
Why do vikings have barcodes on their ships?
Its so they can scan-de-navien
My English teacher told us to write about the history of our life. However, I hate writing, so I used AI to write it for me.
I guess you can say it's an auto-biography.
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
Why couldn't Vivaldi play medieval music?
Because his violin was Baroque
Why did the medieval Indian go to the doctor?
He was feeling a bit Sikh
Medieval castles would have been great hangout spots in modern times because they had a great knight life!
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
History. History. Did I just rewrite history?
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
Romeo & Juliet.doc...
...is a play on Word.
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
What do you call the gladiator who only tackles other gladiators?
Wrestle Crow.
During the cold war all the countries involved went into hibernation.
Why do Pharaohs never tell dad jokes? Because they are all mummies.
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
Who does a dead pharaoh talk to?
His mummy.
I googled 'lost medieval servant boy'
The result was 'This page cannot be found.'
I saw this new movie about a mummy's new bandages. It was called The Emperor's New Cloths.
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
I think if Rome hadn't been built on a hill...
..it wouldn't have had such a fast decline.
After the Palace of Versailles was completed, Louis XIV felt Baroque and roll.
Where did the Viking buy his guitar?
Nordstrom's
Wanna hear a joke about Vikings?
Never mind, there's Norway you'd laugh at it.
What did the mummy order to eat when he went to a restaurant? A wrap.
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
What do you call a Viking who's been bitten by a vampire?
Norseferatu.
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
What Did The Gladiator Do With The Glory-Hole?
He put his spear in it.
Why was the roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was roamin around during war.
What did the teacher do with her student's report on the history of cheese?
She grated it.
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th!
Getting a Roman soldier to stand next to an Irishman ...
... requires a lot of Gaul.
England is the wettest country because many monarchs reigned there for many years.
Q: What was the pharaoh's favorite football team?
A: The Mummy Dolphins
Q: What brand of underwear do pharaohs wear?
A: Fruit of the Tomb.
What do you call a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts? A Pharaoh Roche.
What would the pharaoh say after seeing the pyramid? He would name it mummy's home.
The comedian said a joke from the 17th century, the crowd went historical.
Where do Vikings go when they get old?
The Norsing home.