What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
What's the difference between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?
Greek yogurt has a rich cultural history.
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
Can I be Candide with you?
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.
It feels like ancient history.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
What is a Greek dog’s favorite dessert?
Barklava!
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.