What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
Spanish con-quiz-daters.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
Brother: "My friend John is in Greece studying abroad."
My Dad: "What's her name?"
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
What does a Greek machine need to work?
Greece.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy.
I said don’t be Sicily.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
Troglodite.
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.