I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
French, French Revolution
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie? You odyssey it.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
If you don’t have a lot of figurines from Ancient Greek mythology, I can give you a mini tour.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
How do Greek gods say sorry to one another
"I Apollo-gise"
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyro’s welcome.
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
A soda can, a gas tank and the Greek god Eros walked into a bar?
The bartender shook his head, “Here comes trouble.” A patron at the bar said, “What’s wrong?” The bartender replied, “Those guys get together and they become cantankeros.”
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
What sound does a Greek cow make?
"μ"
How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
What is the capital of Greece?
G.
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.